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Top 30 Jokes to Brighten Your April Fools’ Day

by Alyssa Bewszka

The Insider compiled a list of 30 jokes that are sure to make you laugh this April Fools’ Day.
If you have jokes of your own you’d like to share, please tell them in the comments below!

1: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? 
2: What has ears but cannot hear?
3: What has to be broken before it can be used?
4: What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
5: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
6: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
7: When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
8: Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
9: Where would you find an elephant?
10: What falls in the winter time but never gets hurt? 
11: How do we know if the ocean is friendly?
2: How does the moon cut his hair?
13: How do you get a squirrel to like you?
14: How are false teeth like stars? 
15: Why don’t elephants chew gum?
16: What was the first animal in space? 
17: What did the banana say to the dog?
18: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
19: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
20: How do you make an octopus laugh?
21: Where do pencils go on vacation? 
22: What gets wetter the more it dries?
23: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
24: What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?
25: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
26: What did one toilet say to the other?
27: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel room on the moon?
28: What has a head and a tail but no body?
29: What building has the most stories?
30: What tastes better than it smells? 

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