[Outsider] Denmark Aims to Take U.S. Territories in Response to Trump’s Attempts at Buying Greenland; Pitt-Greensburg Now “Pitt-Greenland”

Pitt-Greensburg will be renamed to Pitt-Greenland after the Danish Government announced that they plan on annexing many U.S. states and U.S. territories in response to Trump’s attempts to purchase Greenland from Denmark. The Danish Government shut this original proposition down, even after military force was threatened by Trump. However, the Danish Government was “inspired” by this bold and unconstitutional move to make some moves of their own.

In addition to the name change, there will also be a change in leadership. President Bob Gregerson will be replaced with Danish professor Dr. Dan Mark.

“I’m looking forward to this new chapter of Pitt-Greenland’s story,” said Mark. Or at least I think he did, I don’t speak Danish.

Dr. Mark will be available for questions during a Q & A panel in the chapel on Thursday, April 2 at 6 p.m.