The Outsider

[OUTSIDER] Denmark Aims to Take U.S. Territories in Response to Trump’s Attempts at Buying Greenland; Pitt-Greensburg Now “Pitt-Greenland”

March 31, 2026 // 1 Comment

Pitt-Greensburg will be renamed to Pitt-Greenland after the Danish Government announced that they plan on annexing many U.S. states and U.S. territories in response to ...

[OUTSIDER] Campus Bookstore SALE: 50% off all bunnies and chicks

March 31, 2026 // 0 Comments

All Pitt students, faculty, and staff will receive an exclusive deal from the campus bookstore during Easter week. After partnering with a local bunny and chicks rescue ...

[OUTSIDER] Police Blotter Feb 23-Mar 31

March 31, 2026 // 0 Comments

Feb. 30 Complaint about dates being incorrect on public police reports for current day and previous day Mar. 12 Mess complaint at Powers Hall – Lucky charms spilled ...

[OUTSIDER] Tired of Stairs? Time to Slide into the New Semester

March 31, 2026 // 0 Comments

Pitt-Greensburg has many good things about it, but there is one thing that students complain about most: the stairs between Cassell Hall and Powers Hall. Going up and down ...

April Fools: Pitt-Greensburg to Offer New Bachelor’s Degree in Meme Studies Starting Fall 2025

April 1, 2025 // 0 Comments

Do you love memes? Starting in the fall of 2025, Pitt-Greensburg will offer a new four-year bachelor’s degree program in Meme Studies, making it the first university to ...