Sound Bites, Issue 1: Lindsey Kutz
by Geneva Webber
ABOUT OUR COLUMN
Sound Bites is a poetry column intended to be read, heard, and tasted. It is finger food, messy and hands-on, compacting all the sweetest bits of a writer into a few small moments. The column will accept student writing submissions in the form of poetry or short prose for every issue from any and all majors, ages, and backgrounds.
Submissions can be emailed directly to Poetry Editor Geneva Webber at gwebberinsider@gmail.com. Parameters for submissions are as follows:
- Please attach a Word (.docx) document of your piece(s) with a maximum of 750 words
- Include a short but personal bio about yourself with a maximum of 200 words
- Specify your preferred name and pronouns
- If you submit multiple pieces, give them a group title of your choosing (i.e. “Three Poems by Lindsey Kutz”
- Be prepared for follow-up questions 🙂
ABOUT OUR AUTHOR
This issue, our author is Lindsey Kutz: a double-major in Secondary Education and English Literature, and double-minor in Psychology and Creative and Professional Writing. Lindsey is the president and co-founder of the club P.A.W.S. (Pro-Activism With Service) and both Treasurer and Secretary for Sigma Tau Delta, the Pitt-Greensburg chapter of the English honor society. She is currently a third-year student at UPG.
But more than that, Lindsey is spunky, creative, and passionate as a writer and as an educator. Lindsey is both subtle, like a sticky note, and straight forward like spoken word. It feels only fitting that she would be our first feature in Sound Bites.
Take to the Skies
For centuries people have been concerned about
when we will be driving flying cars,
but I’m more concerned about
what happens when the flying car
runs
out
of
gas?
Crotch Watch
Succumbing to society is when you shave your pubes knowing
that the part where your leg meets your groin
is gonna chafe and cause big red bumps
that make it look like you have an STD,
but you’d rather be caught dead
then have a hair peek out
from your bikini.
Triumphing over society is knowing that regardless of whether it’s
pubic hair or a big red bump that someone’s gonna
be staring at your crotch anyway and you don’t
have to make yourself look presentable
for the strangers who are
staring at your crotch.
FULL
What does it mean to be full?
You can be full of a lot of things.
You can be full of food
and consequently full of shit.
You can be metaphorically full of shit
or full of yourself.
You can be spite-full
or full of passion.
You can be hate-full
or full of love.
You can be full of a lot of things.
It doesn’t make you fulfilled.
We are trying
to make
ourselves
full
not knowing
it will never
fulfill
us.

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